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Where's the damn squirrel?

Submitted by TheGnomeAtHome on Sat, 07/01/2017 - 14:41

A man from New Hampshire was taken to hospital with a live squirrel stuck in his rectum. Ray Frankfurt called 911 after the misadventure with the squirrel. Medics who attended the scene described how they found Mr Frankfurst laying naked on his bathroom floor with a bushy red tail sticking out of his rectum. 

He told me on the phone that he had slipped and fell and the squirrel got lodged in his ass. I thought it was a joke!

"People are stupid" remarks Negan

Submitted by TheGnomeAtHome on Fri, 02/24/2017 - 08:10

Actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan has tweeted that "People are stupid" in response to Primark removing a t-shirt from its stores with the words "Eeny meeny miny mo" and a picture of Lucille his baseball bat.

Fairy tale appreciators Ian and Gwen Lucraft complained about the tshirt after seeing it in Primark. The couple, deemed the t-shirt racially offensive due to an outdated version of the rhyme that appears on it. 

He said: “We were shocked when we came face to face with a new t-shirt with a racially explicit graphic and text.

Smoking for 95 years (So Far!)

Submitted by TheGnomeAtHome on Thu, 12/08/2016 - 15:30

NUWAKOT, Nepal, Dec. 7 (UPI) -- A Nepalese woman believed to be the country's oldest at 112 years revealed a surprising fact about her life -- she's been smoking for 95 of them.

Batuli Lamichhane, of Nuwakot, is indeed 112 according to her ID, but local residents said she could be as old as 114.

Lamichhane attributed her longevity to keeping active.